Be sure to have plenty of Neutral Milk on hand to wash down those Twinkies.

Fuck. That was so good it hurt. Take a bow!

One time!

I'm in an Ugly Kid Joe cover band.

I didn't exhale?

I'm drunk. Let's chat!

You're thinking of St. Paul rap. And don't sleep on Duluth!

Jimmy Tamborello? More like Timmy JAMborello! Am I right? No? No one?

I'm feeling extra grumpy today. Justin Vernon and Sam Beam need to either hang it up or start making records that fit exactly into my preconceived notions of what their records should sound like. 

Cecily Strong is an "ethnic."

One: Lots of good lookin' broads in that vidya. Two: I think he was trying to say "miracle," not "mackerel."

I met a guy whose kid was named Rilo. I asked him, "After the band, Rilo Kiley?" He goes, "No, I'm just stupid."

I am pretty sure I'm from Duluth. I still haven't met anyone from Low, except their old bass player. And I'm a local musician! Oh, but I like them. Their music is neato bosso!