Oh there's a trend alright. It's bearded. And it's gingery.

I'm glad you're better!!

Oh those are fucking snazzy my dear. *swoons*

Pelican in 9 days! :D

I was wondering why I recognized next-to-nothing.

No, that all sounds amazing. It's heartburn in a glass for me, but damn I love tomato-y, olive-y, salty, savory drinks. Mmmmmmm.

Hi Mr. Stew! I haven't been around a lot, what with work issues, NuDisqus and the time I need to allot for masturbating to my celebrity crushes. It's a full time schedule!

Once a month. The more you do it, the sparser and softer it grows back. Electric trimmer wouldn't really give me as close a shave as I like, but shaving with a razor is useless for me. Too much irritation and it grows back way too damn fast.

Can't stream that or Vikings, dammit! I have to tide myself over with old episodes of Life, Terriers, Grounded for Life and whatever else I can manage to find online.

So folks, I have a business lunch at a steakhouse with the new management in about 15 minutes, and I'd rather eat cockroaches wrapped in barbed wire with Satan, but I don't have that option. I will not be around this afternoon.

Wow, Snape. These may be the hardest questions anyone has ever asked me. And I may have to take this afternoon off work after thinking about it.

There's some amazing d/s writing out there but it bears no resemblance to 50 Shades.

Why, pistachio pudding of course!

Water for the vag, silicone for the back door. And I know I have just grossed you out my dear Dik.

Ribbit.

I'm sure you can figure that one out.

Just keep it trimmed. Hair is manly and sexy.

You ass! Well done. You actually managed to somewhat embarrass me. I prefer waxed completely. It's just a nice clean feeling and less upkeep. First time I've bet on the Browns in years, I guess I deserve this.

I love your sub/dom stories, Pa. That shit is right up my alley. (ha, up my alley)

My bf is more than happy to be the initiator and since we're both pretty much always in the mood, he doesn't have to do much of anything. But it totally works for us.