I need this Corn Nub thing. Did you attempt to make it yourself or just eat it there? I can just see the mess I will make…..

Ha, we had no oven since it was a new house! And our set up was a little wonky, the grill wouldn't close correctly, no meat thermometer. It was pathetic, but fun and hilarious. And no one died from salmonella, so win!

You don't need drugs while watching Space Madness.

For real is that your boat cause I love it? As much as I want a kayak I would take a sweet-ass canoe instead.

That happens to me with money! I'll dream that a distant relative left me a fortune, or that I got a huge bonus at work or won some huge lottery pool and the disappointment upon waking up is nauseating.

I hate dental dreams so much. Sometimes it's my teeth just crumbling away and I'm spitting pieces out, or that my three-tooth bridge came out and I'm trying to fit it back over where it goes and it's incredibly painful. Ew, they're both shudder-worthy.

I'm not certain but I'm fairly sure Benadryl triggers my sleep paralysis since it relaxes my body so much. And it's usually I can hear someone breaking in, either the door or the window, or charging up the front hall and I can't move. It sucks.

OMG IM SCARED NOW

Ok, so now you know you can only come here between June and August cause this can totally come true the other 9 months of the year. It's kind of funny cause I came out to your town in February, and the show the night before in NYC had been cancelled for a blizzard. Yeah, I stood outside for 2 1/2 hours in 20 degree…

Are you quite sure there isn't a hole in your bathroom wall above your toilet that you can just crawl out of?

I wish I didn't know about Human Centipede. Just typing it gave me the Jibblies. And my little sister likes to bring it up in front of me just to be a dick and watch me get uncomfortable.

Alright I avoid all discussion of movies, normally because I just never watch any. But my boss is on holiday and I'm bored today. So here is "Ten Movies I've Seen More Than Once and Definitely Really Like":

Thoughtful gifts are absolutely amazing. Especially to me who just completely blanks out at gift-buying time. I am guilty of giving some of the crappiest gifts ever. But remembering something that was mentioned months before and getting it as a gift is a wonderful thing.

Speaking as a freshly-divorced woman, I was ready to date three years before I left my husband. We were separated for two years and I had known I wasn't in love with him for longer than that. So she may be more than ready to date, emotionally speaking. But she's still going through some shit, so try to be cognizant of…

In a position? Like on top of a ladder? Window washing scaffolding?

I've had three major loves.  Two in my twenties, one in my thirties. I'm not counting times where I've just been really crazy about someone, but actual relationships where the feeling was mutual and we had spent a good deal of time together. It takes me at least a year, if not more to really know I'm in love. Since my…

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He's got like some Beck, J. Mascis., Lou Reed, thing going on in his lazy vocal delivery and I adore it. He's got enough going on to interest me though, and not sound derivative. I really like this years album a lot. I'll throw both of them in "The Box" for you. :)

Like collar, button-down and patch over the pocket workshirt? Like a mechanic's shirt? Those rev my engine.

I had it on draft this weekend, and it was quite delicious. Wish I could describe it better but I had about 4 other IPA varieties Sunday night and it's all melding together in my mind. But I know I enjoyed it.