Oh thanks for the visual……

I'm confused by that, since there is a toddler in the house obviously soiling these things, wouldn't the garbage be full of them anyway?? Just throw them in there with the others. WTF. Something else is going on.

Noooooooooooo.

"That's not what it's called."

I want to be played by Juliette Lewis as Mallory Knox, just minus all the killing.

I can palpably feel Jim's excruciating discomfort when Michael asks the Hooters' waitress "how is your chicken breast?"

Is there an app for that?

Gross.

There were about 17 reasons for that sigh, Al. You picked up on the least important one. But yeah, that too, I guess.

*sigh*

"When Johnny comes marching home again it's Mrs. Weiss,
He'll need a hearty (something) then it's Mrs. Weiss!
Cause Mr's Weiss's noodle soups..satisfy your hungry troops
Cause you get more noodles in Mrs. Wiess's soups!"

Exactly.

Oh the fucking nuke panic. My poor brother was 11, and used to dream about the US being nuked at least a few times a week. Poor kid. We're a neurotic family.

I was 9 years old, in the fourth grade and being forced to learn how to play the flutophone. I can't believe that was a requirement.

Watched War Games about a thousand times, saw Jedi at the drive-in, was too terrified to watch Cujo.

Go ahead and forget "Living in a Box", by the band Living in a Box, off the album Living in a Box.

If you were wearing your Swatch Guard, @LJo1:disqus you'd know where they are.

Jase is the cute one, IMO.

I like this show and I like you, you cruciferous vegetable-typewriter.

I will never tire of BEARDS!