CALM DOWN, everything.

Sex is sexy sums it up pretty well, actually.

Damn lady, you should come around more often. Cause I agree with you 100%, in regards to myself. Those ladies look like they're having a lot more fun in the scenes with each other. It's more erotic than your standard face-pounding porn, which can be fine too, depends on my mood. I think in general I'm just turned on…

Gay wyverns? Now I've heard of everything.

It's sort of idealistic, but it's also romantic. (Don't forget you're hearing this from a cynic/realist/closeted romantic.) I'm thinking all you can really do at this point is keep doing what you're doing and let the relationship grow. It sounds like it is. And as time goes by and you share more parts of your lives…

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Yes, I'm sure it's not a hard and fast rule. But the few people I know who did commit suicide gave no warning signs at all. It came from out of absolutely nowhere. Those who have threatened have never followed through.

That's such a cute scene from Terriers. You think she's throwing him out and then she drops that on him. On a side note, Britt was cute but I'd much rather play that scenario out with Hank.

I don't have a question, but good to see ya back. That's all.

This is a very serious post but I just want to say that "sexy ow" is a cute phrase and I'm going to take it and use it. Thank you.

We thought it couldn't happen, but he's finally disgusted by us.

Go man! Do it!! I think you give good advice.

Aw. You are a good brother. I've had three separate relationships where the guy threatened suicide on me after a breakup. It really fucks with your head. You know you're going to feel responsible no matter what if they do something. But people who really commit suicide rarely talk about it, let alone use it as some…

I have a bunch of favorite Kelly moments. Her talking head and the "just leave me alone" when she's doing that cleanse diet during "Weight Loss" and her joy in crawling under the desk to take a nap " I choose nap!" in the episode where Dwight and Jim forget to celebrate her birthday. There are more, but those are what…

Worst one ever is when she licks the hand sanitizer off her fingers. Just not funny.

I've seen that episode probably 100 times, cause I'm an obsessive re-watcher of my favorite sitcoms, and I will pause WHATEVER I'm doing to watch that kiss. There's nothing better than that first kiss when you really really want someone.

Absolutely. Ever seen one of those in real life and you're just left staring like whaaaaa? It's one thing if the people seem happy but if one (or both) seems miserable, and you can't see what's keeping them together you just want to grab that person and shake them out of it.

I honestly think he couldn't stand one more minute of trying to pretend he was interested in her anymore. He just didn't have it in him to keep up that charade especially after an idiot statement like "think that'll ever be us?" so early on in their relationship. Anyways, that relationship for Jim was obviously just a…

My "I want that relationship" moment is when Pam explains to Jim why her Dad decided to divorce her Mom after talking to Jim about it. She goes from so angry at Jim thinking it was his fault, to incredibly touched by what it is Jim says about the way he feels about her. I love that scene.

My favorite episode and this is the line that never fails to make me smile when it shows up in my head. Carell's delivery is hysterical. When I vacationed in the Poconos years ago I was ridiculously excited to see a flyer for a cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack. I was running around town randomly saying "Lake…