No.  They're not.  Ask anyone who's actually experienced sexual abuse/domestic violence.

Paul Gilmartin did not suffer sexual abuse.  Saying he did is like saying a woman whose husband constantly belittles her verbally is the victim of domestic violence.

Alan Zwibel was one of the original *writers* for Santurday Night Live, not cast.

Alan Zwibel was one of the original *writers* for Santurday Night Live, not cast.