Yes, for the same reason we have words for 3,000 miles west"

That Nokia ringtone in the 2000's gave me goosebumps.

"Fuck you for Christmas!"

Six Flags Over Desolate Hellscape

I'm-a gonna ween!

Loo loo loo I've got some apples…

I prefer the blonde/heels version, thank you kindly.

Oh God, the hypos…

Gospel of DUKES!

I'm pretty sure the watch was a TAG Heuer Monaco, not a Rolex.

I'm pretty sure the watch was a TAG Heuer Monaco, not a Rolex.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOOD!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOOD!

Kings Play Chess On French Girls' Stomachs.

Yes.  We need to make this into a campaign.  We can mail severed Indian heads to FX or something.

Nope, it's entirely necessary.  Turns out, the real solar year is actually 
365.242374… days long.  If we didn't correct for this, eventually January 1st would come in the middle of summer.

You know, I wondered why Raylan dropped that round.  Seemed unnecessarily showy for him, a little forced and out of character.  But this really makes sense.

That is some roof stoof

It's a hangout show.  There's no such thing as a filler episode.

The only thing that beat that was "Are you having a stroke?  It's Brad!"