"You'll be making twice as much money"

YES!

Friday, I had to tell someone, "Ma'm, I got here on Thursday."

Chick flick?

I lived around Mormons for a while and was amazed by how many sugary treats they were serving. Come on! Red wine and tea are worse for your body than jello molds and ambrosia?

I loooooove condensed milk. I use it in my coffee (vietnamese-style or cafe cubano) and when baking lemon tarts and key lime pies. But I eat it infrequently because I'm pretty sure it is diabeetus cuisine.

For some reason my flinty heart finds that cute. I think it's because I'm picturing a little kid's face when he is trying to pretend his sandwich is delicious… probably not convincing?

Did you poop four days later?

* No male effluvia jokes please.

Uh oh. That actually doesn't sound thaaaaaaaaaat terrible. I love orange Creamsicles.

Those dried up South Beach Weight Zone NO CARB Diet Watchers support you. They live on that stuff . . . and Diet Cool Whip.

That makes me think of Brighton Beach Memoirs where the Jewish main character's mother gives into his whining about wanting spaghetti (he lives in an Italian neighborhood, maybe? can't remember) . . . and makes it with ketchup.

Ha! For some reason, legions of drooling pregnant women using peanut butter inappropriately (honestly, has anyone else noticed the trend on here) and posting 600 + comments, makes me laugh.

That is always the case. My friend used to get Japanese lunch boxes made by her mother and was teased by the Wonderbread kids. Looking back on it, which was a better lunch?

Lonelier the childhood . . .
crazier the food?

Hugging . . . is so ethnic.

Excited for this
Her story aside, she really is a wonderful photographer.

"bears sad, worms happy"
really is so true.

Betty Boop and Chelsea Clinton.
And funny.

I'm ok with that.