I was getting ready to break out of my holding cell and kill Superman.

Lex, I think I've seen that animation - it's audio of the animators two young children, both boys, playing make-believe(?). It's a sort of ink and water-color look if it's the one I'm thinking of - John Canemaker at NYU used to show it in his history of animation class.

So Oprah's a stone cutter?
I guess that's why the Oscars are rigged.

I hang my head and cry..

Proctor and Gamble
is satanic and therefore boycottable because of the moon and stars logo, but Underwood deviled ham isn't? Who makes up these stupid rules?

Hey, Mike Chiklis did the best he could.

mretrain, but 'Curtis Spicoli' was played by Patrick Brennan.

Why would Harry S Truman give a sh*t about someone making a film? He was PRESIDENT!

I liked the fourth movie
Spooky!

Do you have any pictures of your fictional colleagues?
Would you like some?

his first TV movie and right after (?during?) Bosom Buddies…I remember it as being awful…

I hate that frigging picture
I don't know these guys, and they're no doubt even funniery than Martha Raye, but that hackneyed wanna-be goofy meta-ironic man-child foo-fa-raw brou-haha douchastic abortion of representational assholicity just hacks me off.

What meds does Amelie take?
Because thinking about all the pratfalls and midget jokes doesn't make me tired - it makes me want to kill James.

Really? I thought it was Kevin.

Sometimes I wonder if you stack the deck.

All hands, abandon ship! All hands, abandon ship!

Boy, I really thought the third time would be the payoff….but. No.

How frickin' wide do my eyes need to be? I can't read these comments with them closed, and lord knows I can't hear you no matter how hard you type in all-caps.

For Married Couples only
Shouldn't Lick Me Licker be sold only to persons who can prove they're married? I mean, heterosexual persons married to just one other person in the church?

I thought it was 'infoganda.'