Writing isn't real work?
I prefer to avoid profanity on the boards, but I have little choice but to call this allegation what it is - Horseshit. I grant you, I'd rather be a writer than work in a steel mill or as a firefighter, but it's still work.

All she left behind was this silver bullet!

Would it be ok if I watched it and made fun of it? What if I watched it while vacuuming? Priming drywall? Watched it while making a 'vlog' of my roommates in our apartment struggling to put their lives together?

i heart it.

Could you write about The Office?
Not the one with Steve Carell - write about the UK one, and write that it's better than anything else ever written ever. Also that it's funnier than the US Office and the French one (but hard to compare to the Antarctic Office, which has voiceover by Morgan Freeman and a weird…

I think
either Kennedy or Downtown Julie Brown was my favorite vajayjay.

Wasn't Vajayjay
the name of one of those guys who owned the little knickknack shop on Letterman? Vajayjay and Mujiboor, I think…

Ryan's being a little bitch
Hi Michael!

Uh, Stanley is wearing 'carrot' and standing by the fence line - he ain't dressed as a roadworker. Just more of Michael's cluelessness.

believing! Hold onto the feeling, streetlight people!

What can you say?
I think the sides of this argument are "a word always has its original meaning plus any derivative meanings" or "a word can have just a derivative meaning."

How old is Nathan?
He says he's a white Caucasian between the ages of 12 and 18…but he's been writing this feature since the late '90's…

VitaminL
Uh, that description is 95% 'Once Were Warriors' except they aren't aboriginal people in Australia, they're Maori from New Zealand.

Love this column
- I know jack about bands but I know American radio sucks @$$ - if I couldn't get BBC6 piped in over the internet I would've moved to London and worked as an apprentice to a bootblack..

Dead Ringers is a great call
and a lot of Croenoenboerg…'The Brood' I saw once 20 years ago on a double bill with Dead Ringers….yeesh…when the 'kids' attack the schoolteacher with hammers…

I like the TV show
and was sadly disappointed in the movie, what with the Scooby Doo ending…

What was the ad
that used some godawful invented word…the word might've been 'unlimitedly' - definitely in the first half hour.

aaaaannnd…end scene!
Nice job! Who's next?

I don't watch this show
but is this how Heidi talks? Reading it, I thought it was written by her publicist, or somebody who was laid off by the Weekly World News.

Wait - Two precocious kids?
Micah AND Molly?? Will they interact? I'm not paying to watch Disney, for Pete's sake. (OK, I'm not paying directly now, but still..)