"From bodily fluids and hair samples, we've determined that a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there. "

Thursday will feature Bieber seeing ghosts of swagger.

*previously-raised hands lower amid indignant grumbling*

@avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus They call those 'mandingo fights'.

@avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus They call those 'mandingo fights'.

Was at the show in DC last night.  Your assumption was correct.

Was at the show in DC last night.  Your assumption was correct.

@avclub-36ba16444f0ddd898e255bfd1323f342:disqus, you're the second person I've heard say Grandloves is the worst track (the other was the p4k reviewer, so you're in decent company I guess?).  Surprising to me, because it's probably my second favorite track on Shrines.  I've always enjoyed the interplay between male…

@avclub-36ba16444f0ddd898e255bfd1323f342:disqus, you're the second person I've heard say Grandloves is the worst track (the other was the p4k reviewer, so you're in decent company I guess?).  Surprising to me, because it's probably my second favorite track on Shrines.  I've always enjoyed the interplay between male…

Is this one of those English->US things, where math is maths and verbs are adjectives and Marmite is food?

Is this one of those English->US things, where math is maths and verbs are adjectives and Marmite is food?

That'd make two types of improper conjugation.

That'd make two types of improper conjugation.

Had a diminished seventh when my mom only brought six candles.

Had a diminished seventh when my mom only brought six candles.

The…

This is clever, if not something I'd actually use.

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

I disagree slightly with this review, though I understand where Nguyen is coming from (especially since, like a lot of you, I loved Beast Rest Forth Mouth).

Block.  Bloc.  Soviet. Winter Soldier.