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TJ Pervert
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They call me Moe, because no matter how much I have, I always want mo'.

funkytown, FunkyTown, FUNKYTOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, the B-b-b-bomb.

Sorry, forgive my studder. I meant to say "Bomb".

Thats all well and good, but will Willis drop the B-Bomb?

Maybe you should send your resume over to Adult Swim, then.

VDW: How in the name of Bukanazz did you get so knowledgeable about the inner workings and machinations of TV shows? And why are you not making more money as a TV exec?

[Obligatory reference to the similarities to how The AV Club bukanazzed Phipps a mere month ago]

I respect Brett Ratner because he's the only director with enough artistic integrity to put lots of Bukanazz into each and every one of his movies.

Rachel had just enough sex to beat Monica, and then got married.

Bukanazz.

Bukanazz.

LaBeef work is an undisguised pile of Bukanazz.

LaBeef work is an undisguised pile of Bukanazz.

Treat her Bukanazz with respect!

Treat her Bukanazz with respect!

That's Bukanazzsty.

Terrence Malick's movies suck Bukanazz.

Terrence Malick's movies suck Bukanazz.

She can stroke my Bukanazz any time.