Well well well, look who's got himself a new D&D soundtrack. D20s out, gentlemen.

This plan is great in theory, but the reality involves hirsutism and the smell of lightly deodorized cat's milk.

I reproduced solely to create a new D&D group.

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All the best Saudi spies are secular Indians married to Jews.

America loves clown ass.

I get the concerns about people objectifying a talented actress, but then, isn't masturbating to a clown its own punishment?

The Jerk is a funny movie. When did that come out? Why isn't it on the list?

Alan Rickman and Bob Hoskins!

Now that I can associate Cersei with a vaguely defined and arbitrary categorization of disparate and poorly understood behavioral patterns, her actions make a lot more sense!

"Da Bulls!" - Zizek

The primary function of sports is to teach the values of fitness, self-discipline and collective cooperation to children. Also, the virtues of wailing on dweebs who will one day go on to make passive-aggressive jokes about sportsball.

That's "I don't even OWWWWN a television" with the own enunciated in the fashion of an amorous, cartoon wolf.

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No, but I've been to one with an ottoman.

But he didn't use his presidents to ban Islam. Trump will use all his presidents to ban Islam and it will be uh-mazing. No joke.

I know, nobody died! Where were you, NRA?!

Last week in right-wing lunacy: "Obama is undermining the Constitution!"

We need to get more smart, successful people to stop whatever bullshit they're doing and watch some Netflix.

Cancelled? All shows are cancelled from the moment they sell a pilot, brother. You get, what? If you're smart, two, if you're lucky, three seasons of compelling drama while you mine every crevice of your premise for inspiration. But soon enough, there you are, picking out that last crumble of narrative momentum before…