This reminds me of a recent Pitchfork review where the writer wistfully describes the days of his youth when no one knew who Animal Collective was and only he and he alone had ever heard of their 6th studio album and follow-up to the critically acclaimed Sung Tongs.

For me, it's hard to fathom that Schaal has actually been around long enough to not only establish herself as part of the cultural firmament of young comedians but also have the template she created be taken to its brazen, unnatural end and run ever so thoroughly into the sewage-strewn muck.

In the picture, her hair blends in with the background so it looks like she's fading away, like some enterprising youngster took it upon himself to borrow a time machine and prevent Amber Rose from ever being born. Truly, this is not just a hero for our time but all time!

I don't think Cruz would have done things like creating the EPA and OSHA, trying to pass a basic income and single-payer health insurance program, expanding food stamp programs, withdrawing us from costly imperial entanglements, appointing justices who support the majority Roe V. Wade position, and opening up trade…

For the umpteenth time:

The job you're looking for is "full professor."

I can't wait to see how they escape from Low Pressure System City!

Yes, smartly written superhero stories suitable for kids are necessary, but they've been almost entirely supplanted by "dark & gritty" garbage that confuses hackneyed melodrama and gore with sophistication. Fortunately, kids today do have access to the 90s DC cartoons.

Is it wrong to judge an individual merely for embodying the exact moment at which the standards of modern celebrity nepotism slipped from comical to cosmically grotesque? Probably yes.

I once got a Dazzler comic from a used book store. The previous owner had gone through the trouble of adding a comically oversized penis to every character.

Hello fellow kids, who would like to be awarded with a one-of-a-kind social marketing experience?

Dub Dr. Luke's voice over a robotic-spider-legged Meghan Trainor and you got yourself a Mojo, son.

We combined all the worst parts!

She's always been that frail. Bigby's Amulet of Perfect Titties provides no mechanical attribute bonuses.

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In a deleted scene, one of the dogs turns to the other and says "I'm out of here, dawg" before hopping on a hoverboard and escaping to the chorus of "Who Let the Dogs Out?"

We have now reached the point where we have "Show Experts." Whereas Book Experts whined endlessly about inconsistencies with the book, "Show Experts" who gleefully point out every hypothetical inconsistencies, real or not, in the show itself to affirm their candidacy as co-host of the Myth Busters reboot. Now enjoy…

It's not really experts vs. newbies. Now the expert/newbie sections are
divided between, respectively, hate-watching Stannis partisans and an insufferable conglomeration of Random Gender Studies 101 Thesis Generators and your usual Late-Season-Trivial-Inconsistency-Spotter.

Two Broke Girls?

"This time, Bronn, the pussy is worse! By some margin!"