The next two seasons will take place in Maine. Most episodes will just rehash the same "lobster in a lighthouse" sketch.

That can't be true! Crash won Best Picture!

"You mean Fox News?"

Cabin Fever is an iron clad document of the fact that Eli Roth doesn't really understand what makes a movie work beyond pointing a camera at someone and covering them with red syrup. In its own way, it was a masterpiece of cinematic incoherence and a bizarre inverse of the Ed Wood model: high production values utterly…

This was the plot of my favourite episode of Stella.

Also probably a man-eating shark in disguise.

So is now not a good time to pitch my idea for Gay Double Dare?

Got to keep those regular "Winds of Winter Release Date" headlines coming for the Google clicks.

I remember two things from this movie:

Miracle Whip.

Because we desperately need a scene where the Greyjoys interrupt the Martells to deliver a couple of overdue suplexes, grab the mic and announce that House Greyjoy will be providing episode filler from here on out.

There's a kid I coach who helps himself enter that thinking-without-thinking flow state by humming video game themes when he gets on the ball. It seems to work really well and it's hilarious to watch.

It's like that thing you thought was a malignant tumor turning out to just be an allergic reaction to dog shit.

I like to think that I've reached a place where I can calmly appreciate the unbridled cynicism of it all.

No, it's about that side character in Family Guy who keeps calling Peter a big fat phony.

Behold! The cultural equivalent of a loud fart!

I'm still trying to find out how one dates Natalie Dormer.

Despite having seen and moderately enjoyed both Despicable Me movies, my 3 and 6 year-olds have expressed zero interest in this. I must be lucky.

In fairness, most adults aren't aware that there's still a war in Afghanistan.

An actual immigrant smuggled himself over the border in this authentic Mexican pinata.