To most readers, Dorne and the Arianne conspiracy were a slog, the details of which I personally forgot within about 30 seconds of actually reading them.

How about that twerkin' pug?

It's like a 'Mater short without the pathos.

The Minion is the antithesis of the Other. It is an entity of pure, eidetic identification in which the subject witnesses itself become infinite, like gazing upon one mirror reflecting into another. Obviously.

They put the cum shot after the credits.

No, goldfish are the crackers you toss at them to mitigate the pain of your broken promises.

My kids also have better taste than this, but we're going to watch some fucking JUSTICE LEAGUE, nerd.

This is what the New Yorker will be like when it finally gets bought by Jonah Peretti.

Slow down, folks, we don't need a stampede here.

Of course not, but you can briefly tarnish its memory with an ill-conceived fiasco of epic proportions.

Yeah, the original was beautifully shot and all, but I always thought it could use that post-Matrix green tint.

You're tip-toeing into Buzzfeed territory with this.

I'll never forget being solemnly informed by my then shell-shocked parents that, in fact, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey was "the worst movie of all time."

I enjoyed my wife's review of Despicable Me 2:

This is the first I'd heard of this, and I had that figure. For some reason, my mom had a habit of only buying me inappropriate action figures from second tier franchises. Another favorite was "Zed" from Police Academy whose pants fell down at the press of a button.

And in this case, the right balance amounts to what you might call "a metric shat ton."

Dating? You didn't notice the striking familial resemblance to Lord Chocula?

I don't think he didn't tell them. In the scene with the Wildlings moving through Castle Black, it's established that Jon told Sam (and I assumed the others were informed as well). I just think Thorne and the anti-Jon contingent on the Wall don't really see that as particularly relevant to the question of whether…

It may make sense to you, but even from a viewer perspective, Jon Snow's decision wasn't obviously the right one:

Sam and Jon were discussing what happened at Hardhome at the beginning of E9. Remember Sam pointing out how he'd saved all their lives? In any case, from the perspective of the other Night's Watch members, Jon has done two things: