The Wicker Shark; No, not the sharks, not the sharks!!!!!!

Lois and Shark starring SyFy alum Dean Cain.

Two bodies sewn together as one body and when they were pulled apart, CANDY SPEWED EVERYWHERE!!!!

I'll admit this show's advertising campaign had me pumped up and I enjoyed the novel well enough, but I am may call this quits if it stays on its current trajectory towards Shittville. As for viewer ratings, one cannot expect much from a population which condones and encourages the likes of Honey Boo Boo.

His character screams, "Future body bag filler!"

Give it time; its ascent up shit mountain is speeding up.

CBS can suck my balls. I hate how network television consistently eff's me in the a with the terrible handling of decent source material and premises.

I can dig it.

Nightmare Before Xmas was directed by Henry Selick, not Burton.

Most R rated movies are less violent than this show. Decapitations and backroom c-sections are less offensive than titties and vulgarities to the rating board I guess.

Lesbian zombie action.

(Hesitates)…Amen…

(Hesitates)…Amen…

A step up over his previous hotel situation though.

I thought this was an okay affair; just okay.

Silent Night remake was fairly decent.

One must first possess rage to utilize it. When my rage levels increase, I will make sure you're impoverished family is the first on the block with a brand new home! And of what self-righteous scolding do you speak? Scolding and apathetic sarcasm are a tad different.

One must first possess rage to utilize it. When my rage levels increase, I will make sure you're impoverished family is the first on the block with a brand new home! And of what self-righteous scolding do you speak? Scolding and apathetic sarcasm are a tad different.

All this anger wasted on bashing reviewers who, as per job description, give their own opinions on episodes seems to be wasted energy. I mean, y'all could build houses for impoverished families with this rage; you could cultivate a farm in a third-world, arid-climated environment; hell, y'all could even build some…

All this anger wasted on bashing reviewers who, as per job description, give their own opinions on episodes seems to be wasted energy. I mean, y'all could build houses for impoverished families with this rage; you could cultivate a farm in a third-world, arid-climated environment; hell, y'all could even build some…