So I can continue my place in the video for the sock jizzening.

Wake me up when they invent a of socks when I jizz in them, pauses my porn hub video

#NotAllOfficeWorkers

Jesus, so if Scott Adams doesn't have access to sex he jumps right to murder.

Along with being a misogynist dinosaur, Scott Adams is completely fucking insane. Have you ever read one of his non Dilbert books? He literally beleives in a god whose only motivation is to commit suicide.

"Dont shoot! It's a sandwich!"

I can't wait for the sequel series" Fullest house", then the sequel after that "Full house: singularity". Then the re-re-boot "2 Fuller 2 House"

Fuck you, it's. February!

Mom won't let me read Hagar the Horrible!

Man they even have a Starbucks in space!*

Your show is bad and you should feel bad!

At least it's not Scream Queens.

ALL CAPS MANIA IS RUNNING WILD BROTHER!

I thought Chipmunk jail was when you shaved them, shot them up full of coke, busted their teeth out and then shoved them up your ass?

He unknowingly signed his life away for a billion years to work on Chipmunk movies.

I want a Star Wars that is just like the old trilogy and something completely new!

Do midichlorians have smaller force parasites on them? Is it bugs all the way down?

Captain Phasma is gender swapped Boba Fett.

Life in the dreamhouse is pretty surreal.

He'll be turned down by Supergirl, turn into the Toyman and suddenly be a pedophile.