Let's see…

Racially, Ms. Cheever was pretty cool.

"You're name isn't L.T. Smash! It's Lt. Smash!"

Baby fish mouth! Baby Fish Mouth!

My penis is so big it won't return Spielberg's calls.

Sawyer comments after the first time shift that the freighter and it's smoking remains weren't there. That's how they know something sizable has happened. If we are to believe it is skipping through time as well, it would have to be skipping differently than everyone/everything else and I don't see that being…

I think that Locke will meet up with Jin at some point and then he will relay that information when he gets back to the USA to Ben who will relay it to the gang 3 years later.

I got punched in the face. What's your excuse?

When they grab you with those metal claws, you won't be able to break free - because they are metal, and robots are strong.

When I was growing up, we called a blumpkin a 'slumper.'

Thankfully for me, back in Cuba, 'Mr. Superman' was not that into me.

What's a VCR?

…I have no response to that.

I didn't say that! If I said that, I'd be wrong!

This interview was very interesting…as a luggage problem.

Porn and drugs put together? What else is there?

IF you like nice racks.