It's a shame she's not my daughter so I can further exploit her talents for my own monetary gain. What a waste :'(

It's a shame she's not my daughter so I can further exploit her talents for my own monetary gain. What a waste :'(

For journalistic accuracy, I would like to point out the watch was NOT a Rolex, but rather a Tag Heuer Monaco. It's not cheap, but it's cheaper than your normal Rolex.

For journalistic accuracy, I would like to point out the watch was NOT a Rolex, but rather a Tag Heuer Monaco. It's not cheap, but it's cheaper than your normal Rolex.

"I will spend the rest of my life trying to hire you."- Don Draper.

"I will spend the rest of my life trying to hire you."- Don Draper.

Pussy rash.

*picks nose* * scratches belly*

WHO STOLE MY DIARY?!

The Great Escape: Slave edition

Haven't seen this ep yet but I can't wait to see more boobies.

If I was knee deep in prime pussy and money I wouldn't give a rats ass.

The cancer scene would be such Oscar bait!

"robustly" is such a great word. #Straightguystalkingaboutcoolwords.

Nope, cuz mine isn't Somy.

Sunday is quality night.

Is this it?

They better get that fucking bike right.

Justin, you've got to sing louder! I can't hear your voice over ALL THAT FUCKING AUTOTUNE.

Go by yourself like all us other AVclubers.