As a big fan of the semicolon in my writing, to the point where I probably rely on it too much sometimes, I was increasingly disappointed as the song went on; now I really want to hear an accurate semicolon rap.

Thicker?

Taken together with his introduction to "The Invaders," the inescapable conclusion is that Rod Serling is really Ant-man.

Guess she's not prettier than Gabriel anymore.

Die Hard Candy
Hands on a Die Hard Body
Love Finds Andy Die Hardy

It Happened One Night of the Living Dead

That was cute, but to me the original Oscar-winning version remains impossible to top. Ricardo Montalban is the perfect seducer, Esther Williams is charming, then Red Skelton and Betty Garrett do such a great job subverting/inverting the roles. And the fact that they're constantly closing the curtains to hide the fact…

That was cute, but to me the original Oscar-winning version remains impossible to top. Ricardo Montalban is the perfect seducer, Esther Williams is charming, then Red Skelton and Betty Garrett do such a great job subverting/inverting the roles. And the fact that they're constantly closing the curtains to hide the fact…