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The cider-town opening is great, then it fizzles.

Just seems like the right thing to do. No more blue milkshakes and all that…

Great one. Action movies could take some lessons from the exciting bas-ass women shooting it out on multiple floors. Jason Ritter's character - and the way he is a casualty of this war without dying - was great. I feel sadder for him at the end than most people that die on this show. He didn't do anything wrong,

I love me some Elf. Why not just show the movie on NBC?

Uh, you skipped Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru! BERUUUUUUUUU!

as a straight adult male who has always been tolerant of others, I still can't help but feel like I'm in trouble whenever I read these articles. Like I should feel bad about myself because the author has had a rough life. I feel empathy for her - for being gay in a straight world, for feeling harassed, etc. Does

Do they count the death of Hayden Christensens career?

Meh. Why make Sookie pregnant with some Alcide-wannabe who we never even see his face? She can't just have a throwaway line that she's ready to date again? And the last actual dialogue ever - is Sarah Newlin being fucked with by her dead gay husband? Were they really such important characters? And damn you, True

does whiskey count as beer?

Simmons was PACKING in that sweater tonight. Damn.

rastify that comment by 10%.

makes me sad-ish.

i think end of this month. I like her in everything, but M is my favorite.

What of Booberella?

Tell 'em to suck a lemon!

You can buy a lot of gabba-gool for that kind of scratch.

No mention of Dormer as Moriarty? For shame.

Like a 'Q' except with fashion and social norms. Which they could ALL use. I'm on board. I liked that actor.

Imagining how satisfying it would be to punch David S Goyer in the throat.

Cool. Well done!