If weed really stays in your hair follicles, you could smoke the shit out of those braids.

I'm inanimate. If somebody wields me for nefarious reasons, that's on them.

No jokes, as child molestation isn't funny. This guy always seemed smarmy/creepy to me.

I'd be happy to last 5 seconds with Brooklyn Decker.

can I just freeze myself in the snow until february please?

Dunno if it is better, but S8 is definitely still in the total sweet spot. And Hank Scorpio next week is one of my all time favorite eps.

Excuse me?

Haha, just gonna post that. Along the lines of "aw, this whole thing is as useless as that yellow, lemon shaped rock. Hey, there's a lemon behind that rock!"

best frink line, alongside "- and the hurting and shoving" from I+S Land.

Yes. - May I see it? — No.

haha, just gonna say : It's his drugged jellybeans moment.

Oh my GOD, that dog has a puffy tail !!! Here puff, here puff !!

What, is it NOON already?

WHAT!?!?!?! What the what? Is this a current product? The box looks too new to be from the late 70s early 80s. Mail me some!! Maybe I had a future dream, like that time last night I dreamed I was having sex with Kate Upton.

I hope they do his life-story bio as the character from The Jerk.

she said she was there for the 'date meeting' with that boss lady, she went in, and then cut to the dude going to find her after the meeting, but she'd gone out the back door. No mention of her 'dates' on the site at all.

This bra-bomb of yours better work, Nerdlinger!

interesting. But then they showed his memory of her in the dress… I know, unreliable narrator is a possibility. Good hook for their breakup at the end of the season when the REAL silver dress lady shows up. But - that's somehow even MORE HIMYM than this already is.

haha, perfect. Fucker can't catch a break. He can sure catch six arrows to the chest, though.

X marks the spot …. of the proposal or the breakup. Nailed it!