Danny Glover calling the Predator Pussyface in Predator 2 straight of fucked with my brain when I was a kid. I hadn't really become familiar with the detailed anatomy of a lady's nethers, so the idea that it looked something like a mandibled, toothed maw left a bit of a scar.

Crow: Soup is funny. Not really a meal, nor is it really a first course, because it's mostly made of water. I find soup to be the most watery of foods.

Ray Stevens and my childhood
I grew up in a pretty conservative family. So as a child I thought Jeff Foxworthy was *awesome*, I thought wearing a confederate flag was way rad and I used to rationalize hunting to those pussies in my class that talked bad about it. So, of course, my exposure to the naughtier elements of…

But
Some of the best meals I've ever had came in a grease soaked paper bag.

I will watch Dirty Jobs with my girlfriend and then turn it off when I notice that she's developed this sparkly eyed swoon over Mike Rowe.

I'm also man enough to admit that I don't want to read Little Women.

Well
I am man enough to admit that I chuckled at the shitty Book Club commercial when he said "I'd like to see you read some words." Mainly because it acknowledged how remarkably stupid the guy was.

Once.

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I interviewed Buscemi, Rhodes and Malco for this and they all seemed so damned pleased with this movie. The whole time I thought to myself "We're talking about the same turdy, wanna-be Coen-Bros movie here right?"

QUICK!
LET'S RANSACK HIS HOUSE AND LOOK THROUGH HIS STUFF

Re-watching the interview again, I suppose you're right. Perhaps my scorn is misplaced.

At The Doll's Tea Party
I couldn't decide if it was incredibly clever or overwhelmingly pretentious. I find that track difficult to get through.

I tend to blame him for all of the synth and harpsichord on Stay Positive. I don't know if that's warranted, but screw it, I don't really like that album.

I've had Season 3 of CI sitting in my Instant Queue for… probably 8 months, just to watch the Stephen Colbert episode. I will probably never, ever watch even a second of it.

Like whoever in the Q&A today said, BSG is hard to market because it's incredibly nerdy name and the backdrop of space ships and shit. Audiences tend to see space ships and shit and tune out immediately. Same thing with Friday Night Lights. People who don't like football don't want to watch a show about football, and…

SVU is amazing trash. Retrospectively watching episodes is a complete riot because they latch onto every buzzword and fleeting scare of the month they can think of. There is an episode for pretty much every major innovation of the decade. Chat rooms. BOOM BOOM. Child murderers. Cell phone cameras. BOOM BOOM. Used by…

She's hardly in it.

It tries desperately hard to be labeled as off beat, and amounts to increasingly bizarre encounters with silly people, none of which are particularly funny. A few of these encounters work, the scene at the strip club is surprisingly sweet, and John Cho steals the movie despite never actually seeing him.

I've seen it
It's not very good.

I thought they were going to grow a massive set of balls and kill him off, to be honest. I would have respected a move like that, but I'll admit that I like Devon too much so I don't mind that he's still around.