Man, this fuckin' guilty pleasure real-life soap opera never ends!

Erm whatever, Seinfeld

I made the same shitty joke above. Give me back some of my credibility now.

Funny, that's how I feel about every fuckin' one of Beyoncé's singles.

You sure you ain't plugging the Lifetime movie about Jodi Arias? the fuck…

What I remember most about this show is not wanting to fuck any chick on this show. Not even the nasally-voice blonde sister— considering that I love blondes, sisters, and nasal voices.

Yeah, Jalen Rose is the worst. Dude thinks he's so insightful, without the fuckin' insights.

Bangin' body though, no?

I can tell you this much, I sure as fuck do think more about whether to use the subtitles or not when seeing a Loach movie.

Criterion need to do Leigh's CAREER GIRLS next. Cause **SPOILER ALERT** in one of those last scenes where she's sympathizing with that dude, who had a crush on her during the college days, is devastating.

Yeah, you should treat your mother better. You only have one.

…Make sure the buttons are more metal-y than plastic, and by golly, we could make a killing. Scratch out a month's rent, with no money left for food and utilities, at Williamsburg! At the rate we're going, we'll be moving back to our Podunk Midwestern Town in No time!!

Send one this way. I'll stamp vintage on it, and me and you can split the profits.

Ohh no, you're a sell-out, an artistic dirge because you can write songs people can hum to—- That's what you're trying to say?

Oooh, I want one of them jackets. They're $1500 a pop though. I saw a similar one at Goodwill, but it just doesn't feel and look the same.

Fuck are you talking about?

What the fuck is up with bands afraid being associated with catchy, hooky songs?

Oh dear God, not another over-praised Jia Zhang-Ke movie. Where the fuck is Chen Kaige?

"The ridiculous arrogance of the contestents is sort of why I watch though."

Please tell me this series is better than the last series! I'd checked out after three episodes of the last series. Couldn't take the put-on arrogance of almost everybody in that cast anymore.