I pushed the eject button and stopped watching
Still no tennis ball crushing?!?

"No God"
The trailer of this movie is on every channel at every commercial break 24/7. If I hear that dorky looking yuppie vampire say "no god" one more time I'm gonna freak out.

Children are the future
They had to choose between Listerine and cheeseburgers just like the early pioneers of the west did.

you write fast
I'm watching 30 Rock right now.

veronica mars on heroes!!!
I hope her special power is wearing tight sweaters!!!

your moment of zen
The pretty boy slowly spelling 'intelligence' was gripping television.