Sorry if I'm taking it too earnestly, but corn syrup itself is dirt cheap. But to do one take, you've got to wire the guy up, set it off, then clean up after. So the cheap film-maker likes the idea of shooting 5 takes and moving onto the next scene in the amount of time it would take to do one squib shot. Especially…

I clicked through to the pictures and thought, "Wow, he looks so different with a mustache!" before realizing my error.

I clicked through to the pictures and thought, "Wow, he looks so different with a mustache!" before realizing my error.

Wait, you guys are definitely talking about a different cartoon than I am when you say Sleeping Beauty.

Wait, you guys are definitely talking about a different cartoon than I am when you say Sleeping Beauty.

Does he ever come up with a different name for it, like a glomfa?

Does he ever come up with a different name for it, like a glomfa?

They probably would assume she's an operative, and they'd just be really annoyed at not knowing who she's working for.

They probably would assume she's an operative, and they'd just be really annoyed at not knowing who she's working for.

Remake it again, this time starring Nicolas Cage, and he's constantly punching women in the face. There'll be a scene like in that second Matrix movie where he's just set upon by swarms of women and he's kicking and punching like mad, and they go flying everywhere.

Remake it again, this time starring Nicolas Cage, and he's constantly punching women in the face. There'll be a scene like in that second Matrix movie where he's just set upon by swarms of women and he's kicking and punching like mad, and they go flying everywhere.

I once turned a windmill into a bomb and I don't even have any training for that.

I once turned a windmill into a bomb and I don't even have any training for that.

Major combat imagery? Is that where he was ambushed by bathroom ninjas? Because that was great.

Peter Lorre and I'll watch it.

Smiling politely.

Smiling politely.

Well, it's worth double-checking every once in a while, whether killing him will bring back your goddamn honey.

Well, it's worth double-checking every once in a while, whether killing him will bring back your goddamn honey.

Iaimtomisbehave, you didn't read anything, that's just a educated guess.