Because the protagonist of Homeland is not a woman with bipolar disorder named Carrie.

And that Christmas, Nicki learned that you can trivialize the Holocaust by having a giant ass and saying that you have Jewish friends.

Agree, but it's not arty enough to make the cut on AVC despite being an outstanding book for the reasons you list and then some.

For my people, the bipolar folk, Carrie is a hero and icon.

Ugh, this sounds awful.

Pf, no appletinis or chocotinis will be sold that weekend.

I can see The Other Woman of 2015 for free?

That weekend when this show drops…lots of millennial girls will be home in sweat pants.

Dexter season 4 was pretty good.

Do not want.

He should really be Vader, since we all know he's more machine than man.

Then George HW Bush is Vader and W is Luke.

Pf, THANKS, Palpatine.

This can't be true.

You should consider reading the Lee/Ditko Spider-Man books, first off. Fun stories and very groundbreaking. If you look at those issues, nearly all of the major rogues show up and the template for the entire Spider-Man mythos is there.

Yeah, but remember Steve co-wrote all those stories. He let Stan do what he did after the Master Planner story and you can tell the difference.

Pf, I can watch a President make excuses anytime, why does it have to fuck with the shows I like?

Yes, but it won't have the sparkle of that story Stan Lee and Steve Ditko did where they make fun of themselves.

My Nickelodeon will always be the era where it was mostly shows about suburban kids that were, incidentally, really obsessed with scatological humor and defying clueless adults.

*pulls glasses up from his chain* Hot dog!