But they won't.  Its a weak, sad, firstie, and it'll be on your record forever.

I was really hoping to be able to watch that scene.

Really enjoyed the article.  I guess this must have come out around the same time as Freaks.

Prince Charles is a weird dude, living in a bizarre bubble.  A friend of mine told me a story about how he never does anything on his own, ie picking out his underwear and socks, etc.  Also, he was at this chateau one time in France with his royal entourage and decided he wanted to do some impromptu painting in the…

Jesus, etc.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

How do you like them apples?

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I heard that the movie was gay.  So maybe that's why he didnt like it.

Well said.

Just wait until they become teenagers and start being shitty to you. It really does happen, no matter how cool you think you are.

I would substitute Phil Collins for Henley in that trio.

Wuthering Heights
Is my go to number. very easy to sing and really gets the crowd going.

That stuff about Action Park is hilarious! The place looks really sinister….

Of course Morrison is the king of overblown, humourless, bad, sophomoric psuedo-intellectual bad poetry. But that's nitpicking isn't it!

Why thank you. But please note, I am not War on Oats. I'm War on Oats' Mom.

I kind of like "feels like coagulating" even though of course it is a major stretch. He goes on to rhyme Red China with Southern Alabama.

Shoveling with the Devil
As she reached for the telly I put
The blade on granny's ass
Went to the back and grabbed a shovel
Now granny's on her way to meet the devil

How about, "You ain't seen nothing till your down on the muffin"?

Rhyming Sven with Amsterdam
We are going on a summer holiday
If you wanna go yo Sven!
We're going to London, and New York City
And we'll take a little piece of Amsterdam