I'm so glad I'm not the only one. ONLY INTERESTED IN WHAT I HAVE TO SAY

That was a pretty good idea.

I did get used to that pyramid of rancid dogshit.

A really good way to get more upvotes is to take your clothes off.

It just makes it feel bad.

I can't believe that hasn't happened already.

Works for me.

And that's how he met your mother!

Ha! Nice!

It will definitely crush your browser on threads like this. It's handy for the normal articles though. I just disable it when I come here.

You know what's the worst? Jews.

You pretty much gotta disable that Tampermonkey script on this page, though. It's a disaster. (As is clicking "Show more comments" ten times. It's all disaster. This is not really working, to be honest.)

It changes everything. The most useful skill is now "knowing things," whereas it used to be "sounding confident about things," which is totally different. I'm not as good at knowing things. The widespread ability to call me on my bullshit is not working out well for me.

Me too! I love it. I like mornings. :P

Wait, who did voice SpongeBob Squarepants?

DID NOT KEEP GIFT RECEIPT

That totally does help, huh? Nice.

I WASN'T IMPERSONATING BETTE MIDLER

Sorry bro!

No, bring a shopping bag with another set of normal street clothes in it and whenever someone asks you what you are, run into the bathroom and change. Then come out all "Ta-dah! Get it?" and they'll be like "I…started talking to someone else, actually, because you ran off like a fucking lunatic." It'll be awesome!