These are terrible and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Did you mean to post this in the "Worst things to say during sex" thread instead?

Fuckin A right!

Is it me or are a lot of comments awaiting moderation today?

Even though the above comment is awaiting moderation, I know from the mention of Road House exactly which quote it is. And it's a good one.

My skinny life is boring and horrible! THIS GUY GOT IT ALL WRONG

Nice dude! Good luck on that date! It is not all bad to be suspected of gayness right off the bat. As you said, it mostly just means you look like you know how to dress yourself.

Fuck October 14, though, seriously. October 14 gets super racist when October 14 drinks.

WHOSE PRAISE GREAT BRITAIN LOUDLY CHANTS!

Thanks, I had no idea wtf he was banging on about. I mean, I still don't, but…now I know what bro rape is?

"How many times have I told you not to Instagram insane messages from Residence Inns while drunk?"

It?!

I spent all yesterday just upvoting myself, then reloading, then reupvoting myself…I mean, it's gotta stick eventually, right?

Mine was! It was ironic!

I'm feeling both complicit AND complacent!

To be fair, that's from Donald Glover's crazy ex-girlfriend.

Uh-oh, this doesn't sound stable.

Assfucking Alexis

Wait, did you just narrate your own narration?

You should write them a letter and suggest that! Maybe they'll say yes!