Well, aren't you Mr. Noble!

*50 randos in bands' ears perk up*

You could check "the internet."

CHRIS TUCKER

IDRIS ELBA OR GTFO

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Tell PaNoire that, maybe he'll stop whining and stick around.

I dunno, this past weekend I took a long shower.

Why is everyone suddenly watching Bitch 23? Was there a quorum that I missed?

Yeah totally, SLP was fine for the first half and then whatever.

Word, Sox right? I gotta say though, I do not feel great about our changes here. Papi can't save every game.

Okay, everyone start tracking down a kid named "Jacob L." who goes to "college." How many can there be? And someone else get the van ready.

It's to shoot cats out of, though, right? Like, you put a cat into the gun and then press the trigger and the cat shoots off at someone? That's what I've always assumed. So it's a logical but not necessary inference that the owner of the cat gun would have more practice than your average bear at rounding up a cat.

Hey, sorry to hear you had a rough weekend.

Wait, why did you convince your friend not to take that guy home with her? Cockblocker! He's good at one thing*, and you took his reward away from him!

Agreed with everyone. We were like wtf, how is this movie good? We were totally caught off guard.

So they stole her phone and then just hung around on your block? Nice move, geniuses.

I agree: Would is a perfect song.

You see to know a lot about tarring and feathering there, Lurky. You got somethin' you want to tell us?

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus coincidentally, that's what my girlfriend mumbles under her breath every time we get it on.

Sideways-voted.