I clicked "Like," but I meant "Downvote"!

Wait, are we nu-Disqusing or not? This doesn't look new! WTF?

FUCKING GYPSIES

Yeah, that's what I thought too. Kinda fun!

Post the first comment you see!

So I'm the only guy who thinks that's cool? It's like being able to randomly listen in on some random conversation: boring, but kinda neat too.

The AV Club turned into random descriptions of whatever we happen to be doing at the moment so slowly I barely even noticed.

What do you mean "those people"?

@avclub-e7af398c830a0f6074ad7de8a667e0df:disqus totally, bro! high five!

@avclub-71e47067d8bb2bf991d9959db86d5db2:disqus you just like XX because it's often about sex. (Also why I like it.)

You know what's nice is pie. I really like pie. I had a bourbon pear pie a while back that was pretty tasty, but I'll take plain old apple too. I'm not fancy. I just really enjoy eating pie.

That didn't fucking rhyme, what the fucking fuck?

Yeah @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus   I have to use Time Warner for internet, good point. They've been fine so far - weirdly, when I do a speed test it's exactly what they promised, 15 down and 1 up - but I hear if something goes wrong you're screwed.

Downvoted for being uncomfortably true!

Me and you both, buddy. Let's go pedal madly down the big hill and practice wiping out at the bottom!

Nice fuckin' job there, @avclub-6a2122265ccf2e14e3ce86a1c356a462:disqus . Totally agree. And in fact user studies totally bear that out; Etsy recently did away with infinite scroll search results because their metrics showed that users just hate that shit. I'm sure this little fad will pass, but I hope it's soon.

Seriously, that's actually true and it's always startling to be reminded of it. They're not even in, like, special homes; they're just out there in the world having jobs and babies and opinions.

ONE HOMOGENOUS AVCLUB WORLD VIEW IS ALL THERE'S EVER BEEN

@avclub-ae1846aa63a2c9a5b1d528b1a1d507f7:disqus wait, you're saying that response notifications are going away? How the fuck am I supposed to know if I've made a difference in the world or finally made a connection to another human being?

STOP MESSING WITH YOUR PHONE, STEVE. I WORKED HARD ON THIS POWERPOINT.