Maybe if they could just retitle that button "Ironically downvote," we'd all have more fun with it.

okay. Blows can be alternately a thing wind does or a thing you receive when you are bad.

::clutches knees to chest::
::starts rocking back and forth::

*shuts @Gjetostbuster:disqus in locker, laughs, runs home to abusive family*

It, um, it's when you step backwards on the pedals and it breaks, I think, right? That movie with the Gordon-Levitt kid is basically all about what a fixie is, so you could watch that. I did but then I forgot.

Yo I cut the cable and I'm so happy and free and rich! For serious, do that.

Oh! Well, that's obviously Scrawler's own fractured psyche; she fugues out and downvotes herself because of her deep-rooted guilt over the mostly accidental death of a neighbor's dog when she was a child.

shit, you beat me to this and now i look like an asshole.

You hear that, you little twerps? If you could keep your traps shut for five GD minutes, maybe we could have a nice comment system, with soft lighting and maybe a bidet. But noooo, you just have to have your little pun threads and your fashion threads and your perv threads. Well, now you'll have Nu Disqus and like it.

You hear that, you little fucks? If you didn't make so many goddamn comments, maybe we could have a nicer system around here! But noooo, you just have to have your little pun threads and your fashion threads and your perv threads. Well, I hope you're happy. It's Nu Disqus for everyone now, and I hope you choke on it!

Yeah.

Man, sometimes I really feel like a rookie up in here.

Not to fuck this guy's roll up or anything but I'll dance naked while tomatoes get thrown at me for free, like, any time, anywhere. Just a thing I enjoy doing. Keep my card just in case.

Ohhhh, I forgot about human nature. Shit.

I had my boss call me at the airport once to lay me off. Then he ripped off my back holiday pay. That guy sucked.

FAVORITE GIMMICK ACCOUNT EVER

@avclub-1982161d0fe636d1caabd47a2ac23e12:disqus DOWNVOTED FOR I DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAID

Ew, really? Fuck.

Seriously, me neither.

What makes you so sure it's not a guy who once got bitten by Scrawler?