That history of hip-hop shit he did with Timberlake put me firmly on his team. That shit was amazing.

Is she a cam whore? She's a cam whore, right? And you're not talking about someone else's sister, are you? Hey, man, you're among friends here. Things get weird during puberty! It happens. You're not the first guy to masturbate to his own sister's live internet sex shows.

The AV Club

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That happened to me too*!

You look fabulous!

Can we get a study on this? Like, a bunch of straight women and gay men taste the same cum and then rate it? Maybe some gay women and straight men as controls.

But there are many other fine bars with great cocktails that aren't as gimmicky. The thing is, if you want a secret bar that no one else knows about, go find one. Or else, y'know, pick one that's all "LOOK AT MY AMAZING GIMMICK, I AM SO SECRET." My experience with "Speakeasies" is that fucking everyone knows about…

Sweet! Thank you. I'll note 'em down in my enormous Goodreads to-read list.

That's actually pretty much it. Walt grows hair. Everyone's like holy shit, don't you look nice? Fade out.

Mos def, my friend.

Neil Diamond, you're the greatest! Even if you are drunk!

@avclub-04aaf6bb57192f12fc4b7f218044a584:disqus Back in Boston, the branch of the same project (826 Valencia) is called the Bigfoot Research Institute. In JP. Also terrific. Those guys are great.

That's the solution to everything!

WTF? No they aren't, they're cool.

Pro tip: just google "Cryptonomicon mobi." Works for most books.

Like, if I've only gotten as far as knowing who the author is, is that close enough?

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Do a poll! Polls are my favorite! And I don't want to read Goldfinch!

Word, thanks, will do. I have Haxan Cloak on right now and it's off to a good tart.

I assume you've gone and watched her performance of that song on Letterman, like everyone immediately tells you to do whenever you mention her? If not, go do that. Her performance of Dance Apocalyptic, also on Letterman, also ain't too shabby.