@avclub-66c24524c943f660a6d2deff9a67d477:disqus for the win there

Either lose as much weight as Formal Batman or quit drinking for as long as PaNoire.

If the cousins hook up, is it more incestuous?

Holy shit, you were playing with fire there.

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus that's funny because when I picture you it's always been as a lady with Ronald Reagan's face tattooed on your face.

Read it! Now upset that your username isn't "Rando Slut"!

Nice!

Yeah, you get Dr. Oz's back. You get it. He'll be thankful.

Yo, I never have any idea what you're talking about with these things. Is it a game? A lengthy novel about a game? Real history? I'm not sure I want to know, actually.

FB, of course. And then we were friends for a few years.

What?!

Actually it's going swell. The new dog is terrific - my coworker just called him "One of my top three dogs ever," so I feel bad for whichever dog used to be at #3 on the white board list I assume he keeps in his bedroom - and fall in Brooklyn is lovely. We're in Financial Lockdown to try to put some money in the bank,…

I'm still mad about that, btw. I had to get 34 stitches.

Yo, yeah, I dug Orphan Master's Son too, despite the same misgivings going in. There are valid reasons to pick North Korea as a setting.

Two guys registered just to make lame jokes.

SOXXXXX

Oh hey, me neither.

Yes, those are a thing, and they're the worst. Full of douchebags posting to Facebook about how they're in a secret speakeasy.

lolz

Aw…that's lovely.