I didn't really get that link. You fold the excess fabric in? I…I don't get it.

Executioner's Song? But that's a male killer.

@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus lol….zip drives.

Oh fuck, Sky Ferreira is still not exactly happening? Ha, good for her.

I say "Anything as long as it's not that rap shit" and then something else racist. Just for the hell of it. It's not at all true, but who cares?

GODDAMN RIGHT!

No, I was serious! That was the question I most wanted answered at that moment, and also one of the few questions that I couldn't just use the internet to answer! YOU BETRAYED ME!

Nice!

I've also always wanted something like this, although not just to respond to bumper stickers. Just general messages, y'know? "You seem nice," or "Sorry I just drove over your friends in my Range Rover."

Okay, cool. I've been listening to some Fuck Buttons. Industrialish instrumental music. Sortof like if Trent Reznor would quit singing. Any other bands in a similar vein?

Um…that's actually possible, I guess. Maybe. It'd have to be pretty cheap though. I mean, no offense, just, like, my interest level in buying booze off some random dude on the internet isn't innately high although my interest in having small-batch gin is moderate.

See my other post: it actually does have a different name, if you are a lame-o.

Are you sure? Are you sure you have to ask?

Reasons why that is a bummer

Why'd it take you this long to discover masturbation?

Wait…indoors? That's very impressive.

FUCK YEAH BOCCE

I asked you a question last week and you totally ignore me. WTF Al?

We met in high school! And then took a looooong break to marry other people. And now we're back!

My October scary reading also includes Stephen King! I'm going with Misery because as far as I remember (it's been a while since my Stephen King phase) that was my favorite one.