Burn 'em to computer, put 'em in sleeves, throw 'em in the basement.

I mean, the very least thing expected of a supervillain with a day job is that he keeps his identity as a supervillain secret to the day job people. You can't just have a supervillain on staff and know about it.

Yo, I sometimes get that fear too, like "Holy shit, when the people who pay me realize that I'm really just me, they're gonna be like wow, you're…I mean, you're definitely fired, obviously."

I saw this, but for shit's sake, fella, that's a slim hint.

Wow, that is SO not true. Just…just so, so not true.

*MAKES HUMAN BEATBOX SOUNDS*

NOT GREAT BOB

It's gotta be cum fritters, right?

@Brainlock:disqus while that is usually true, in this case it seems to me like knowing is probably only like 20% of the rose budding battle, because that sounds like it probably takes some practice.

No, 30 seconds, you're an idiot; I just looked it up on urban dictionary so I wouldn't have to see it.

See, now I'm confused because of this spelling thing. Is it headed your way in your mind, or is it ejaculating baby batter in your mind?

This one time this guy at a party was like "I bet you can't drink a gallon of cum in an hour," and I was like "That sounds totally easy, I bet I can do it," but he was right, I couldn't.

That's because cum actually does go bad. You should not be saving it and consuming it later, as time goes by. Consume it all at once for best taste.

I googled that, and I wish I hadn't.

Shit, what, we're not misspelling "cum" anymore? Gah, I don't know if I'm on board for this. I thought that practice was so well-entrenched that it's not even a misspelling anymore, it's just how that word is spelled.

Man, fuckin' Skeksis. Those things are scary.

Oh hey, that looks like a cool show.

Oh, that's nice. She has so few hobbies these days.

Haaaaaaa lookit this dude with the dissenting opinion.

Incorrect! This band is a bunch of pussies and their music is all terrible.