My, that's a lot of writin' about this shitty band!

NO THEY DON'T

Hey, could someone give this dude a hug? This dude needs a hug pretty bad.

Juno's pretty great.

Well, one of them is just his name for his sweatshirt.

Props for quoting Gang of Four, but I'm still not checking your blog out.

I mean, what are we supposed to do? Just go yell at children and wait for Haim to show up?

I like Forever. It's a catchy little thing.

BUT WHAT CAN A FATHER GET?

Or else we're hoping to get to Price twice, so neither of these options are all that great. WE'RE DOOMED

I was thinking Walking Dead meets Sex in the City.

Nice one.

Maybe you should hang out with her a little. Take her to a couple parties.

Wait, so Killbot knows the guy who Rapered your grandparents? Holy shit.

@avclub-285910f5ff9f9eddf129c46fc2bc5982:disqus I have a crock pot!

WHERE? WHERE ARE THE BRONIES?

Love that from Tarantino, but that piece reminded me of how little I enjoy that Hulk dude's gimmick.

Hey! On behalf of monocle-wearing people, I am offended, sir!

Yes. Yes, that is what being old is like.

A tribute to the classic 1988 Tom Cruise film Cocktail? After seeing which I spent a solid two weeks flipping bottles up in the air behind my house, missing them, and watching them shatter?