PLEASE SEND ME A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR

MORE CLEANER

This gimmick account is off to a great start.

I do hope you're right.

That was amazing.

something something snow globe

He's not a mild-mannered chemistry teacher at all! He's actually a drug dealer!

SOX

That's so weird because in my head you've always looked exactly like Sandra Bullock.

TONIGHT: ALDS GAME THREE, IN DARK MANHATTAN

Yeah! High five, since you already wiped all that jizz off on @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus 's hand!

Good job at life!

We watched Life 2.0, a documentary about weirdos and nerds. It was okay. Director was a little intrusive. Shot of stairs out of basement, looking so steep and tall! Meaning! Whatevs.

Because it's fun for me?

I dig this idea. I'm in.

IDRIS ELBA OR…oh, someone beat me to it.

Alternately, no one should be cast as Bishop, because Bishop is lame.

"That's because white guys are lame"?

Goddamn right.

I liked the part where shit exploded! No I didn't.