To be fair, that's what I say about every movie.

It's alarmist propaganda; shagging women with tails really isn't half as bad as he makes it out to be.

Not an inside joke. Just another knife party llama fight. (RIGHT GUYS? RIGHT?)

I was just sayin', the first guy I'd think of would be Cronenberg. Not that Fincher's a bad choice for anything, but…isn't this pretty much exactly what Cronenberg does?

Shouldn't this really be Cronenberg?

@avclub-d71760750778a95386b703f5c9e474f0:disqus I totally bet he was like that!

I am noticeably flabbergasted!

Huh - that might not be so bad. I like Groupon's copy, as copy goes. It's fun.

As someone at a conference recently told me, "Whatever your language of choice is, now it's that and also JavaScript." For the indefinite future, JS is part of every app. It's come a long way, huh?

Gonna need more info on that stat before I'm impressed. A job at McDonald's? A job doing something related to writing that you enjoy? An editing job at a weird B2B magazine that pays $30K? A job you couldn't have gotten without a fiction writing degree?

One of my all-time favorites!

I am an ordained minister. No, seriously, I actually am, I performed my friend's wedding for him. So if your deepest wish is to have your wedding ceremony performed by a supervillain atheist pit bull in a squirrel costume, holy shit is it your lucky day.

"Worst Advice"

BUT NOT WITH THE SAME PERSON!!!!

Seriously, why are wipers such a fucking pain?

Having way too many "We Need To Talk About Kevin" flashbacks right now; will not be friends with any of you.

I vote for this! Awesome, do it.

That's a really interesting idea, that LSD thing; I vote you try it and lemme know how it goes.

Wow, five of us share the Sharepoint pain. That's funny.

Lolllllll, Sharepoint. Have fun with that!