What actually are the differences between the 1930 and 1959 versions of the first Nancy Drew book, "The Secret of the Old Clock"?

You're thinking of "sex with a married woman," which is actually totally different - but hey, have fun anyway!

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Ha! Fuck yeah.

LIKE

Welcome to 2005, more like, who uses DSL anymore?

Yo, @LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus speaks wisdom, do that thing.

This is probably not going to work, but it's the least bad idea I've heard.

Wait, you're considering going back to school? Shit! Can you still remodel my basement in what's now looking like a million years when we can save up what's now looking like $80,000?

How's about this: whichever you choose, you will end up doing 1), so why stress?

"Masturbating, but with the hand that doesn't have a face drawn on it that likes to say things like 'You like that, bitch? You like it hard like that?'"

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus what I'm hearing these days is that you're supposed to avoid smacking your husband, but whatever works I guess

And can you link to last year's? Some of us are lazy and stupid.

That is the worst.

You guys are idiots. It's like where you rap like the Lonely Island song "Semicolon." So you would make a simile, but leave out the "like." For example:

I'm sure he meant to try Ricin responsibly and have a designated driver.

On the plus side, Paradise City is a great song.

Depends. Do you have to take off the freedive gear for the last part?

Well, I sure do value your opinion.

Yes! Yes I do! But I live in Brooklyn. Also, I don't know what bug diving is.