whaaaaaat the fuck was that

I KNOW WTF

HOLY SHIT

You don't have to do anything except be sober enough to help out in whatever situation arises - someone getting too drunk and yelling something racist and needing to be taken out back; groom forgot his cuff links; running out of gin. Your job is to be pleasant, flexible and available. You'll do great.

It's super easy for me - Coney Island, not shutting the government down - shutting the government down takes a little while, but it's still plenty doable, believe me, I am a fucking super villain - anyway, I live like a half hour from Coney Island by subway.

Yeah, right? Both parties are at fault, except for the Democrats because this is the Republicans' fault.

I approve of costumes that are about ACTING, not just the costume itself, and preferably fun acting, and therefore this idea is wonderful.

It's in awful taste; I love it.

@ComradeQuestions:disqus brilliant. I love costumes that no one gets. No, seriously, I do, that's awesome.

I didn't even read what you wanted before liking this, because what do I care?

That is super terrible, Spice Weasel. Super bad. It is not good. You are gonna get a lot of eye rolling for that.

worst flash mob ever

That sounds like you're going as me, actually.

Oh shit, what happened?

What people don't know is that if you know how to cook pasta, you know how to cook anything.

Fuck yeah it does. Good for you.

Lookit you all fancy and shit.

I'M WRITING SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' AJAX CALLS, BITCHES

It takes a while.

I think this is a lame idea, but support you regardless!