I body check those people. Wham, just like in high school. They get so surprised! Because they're always, like, moms, and they think they're not going to get body checked. But they are, because I'm a fuckin' prick!

Call the cops, man. Fuck those fuckers.

SERIOUSLY

It's good! And @avclub-d1348cfe54a94fe6f986775cedd75fdd:disqus , so is Great Expectations!

It doesn't go downhill! I think people misunderstand the ending; Twain is making us feel bad on purpose there. Tom Sawyer represents the sort of fun n' games, not taking it seriously, good intentions but dumbass white person, whereas Huck and Jim are living seriously in the real world by this time.

Fuck yeah! Huck Finn! That shit is the bomb!

Man, bummer that you didn't love the Oresteia. I love that shit. I  mean, Agamemnon is the best and then it goes downhill a little with each subsequent play but still, pretty dope stuff. I've read Fagles, Ted Hughes and a version Anne Carson did that combines Agamemnon and a play each by Sophocles and Euripides.

I finally finished A Prayer For Owen Meanie, which is good if you want The Tin Drum except not as good and written by an old fuddy-duddy.

You're welcome.

EW DUDE

Fuck that stupid fucking book, it's so fucking dumb.

I saw this weird monkey. It seems racist, so I put my dog on it.

Prudence is the worst!

Wait, what about when you jump into walls at just the right time?

Holy shit, no condoms??!??! FUCK YEAH

Hey, I'm just sitting here in my bra and panties bored & horny :) what're you up to? Click this link if you want my phone number!

Maybe you should try actually being a funny, charming person! I bet that would work great. One way to do that is just announce that you're funny and charming, like, a whole lot.

That's fucking amazing.

People do not understand introverts! I do, because I read a book about you!

Soooooo are you gonna go on a date with the fireman? You kinda have to, don't you?