KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLS YOU

Wait, what goes down at the train station?

WHAT ARE YOU? A TWEEN?

You wanna maybe not rip off the hashtag for my favorite softcore gay porn series?

And I'm not going to be silenced: I'm going to keep exposing the truth that we all know, which is that Canada is not a real country. This farce has gone on long enough! The very idea that there's an entire country right on top of the US that we just totally haven't invaded is ludicrous. I will speak truth to power: "Ca…

Obviously you're the world's shittiest Canadian.

After "Zero Dark Thirty," I thought Hollywood had gone as low as it could in terms of exploiting national tragedies for entertainment purposes. HOW WRONG I WAS

"Bad Girls" Is a dope song. I have spoken.

Yeah, and I totally dig it.

Oh sweet, we're making Infinite Jest references. Hey guys! I'm not too late, am I?

I know, right? It's adorable!

NO HALF MEASURES

*shrug*

BADGER OR GTFO

Why would I want to forget that image?

:cease to exist

Aw…remember when we used to put posters on our rooms?

Yeah, man, everything he said cracked me up. So far he's the star of the show, no offense to Andy Samberg who I also like but Andre's stealing every scene.

Andre Braugher totally killed it. Weird voice lady was great. Long-faced dour lady was great. Hot lady was pretty funny. Terry Crews didn't really pull it off, which was a bummer for me because I love that guy. Weird little rat man was okay. I find Andy Samberg entertaining, so he was just fine.

Checked it out. Dug it. Will continue watching.