And why did he choose Jeph? Because he's a douche.

That is kinda interesting. Good for him. I liked What Lies Beneath.

Dude, I really can't take you seriously with that avatar. Not that I could before either, but…it's weirding me out, man.

Are you the asshole who told me Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium was a cool movie? Because that movie sucked.

Can we get free stuff if we come by?

The world would be so much cooler if that had been what really happened. You missed a real opportunity there, @avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus .

Huck Finn, sweet! Hope you like it!

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus I will say from personal experience that I tried showing up in a cocktail dress and draping myself across my boss's desk, and he was like "WTF dude, what are you doing in my wife's dress," and it was awkward for  like a week.

Yeah, right? "Oh! Okay then, fire away!"

Watched Bling Ring on Saturday. It was boring.

I think we have a few "suggestions from personal experience" incidents here. (See: "Misty Mountain Hop," which is objectively a lousy idea.)

Oh hey, I just saw this. I concur. Thumbs up to Man Man.

Okay, maybe this.

Reporting on myself: Bron-Y-Aur Stomp was the worst idea ever, wtf was I thinking?

Ha, Gallows Pole. Awesome.

Man, In the Evening is a terrible idea! I love the song, but for sex? Awful.

@avclub-80a3f634893bdf5d63c679e5f99182b2:disqus It's a no on that song. It was too…it's kinda goofy, actually. That thudding, straight blues chord structure…no, it totally didn't work at all.

Ha! Nice.

You know, man, I appreciate your attitude. "Shit, I'm on hold with Ikea again; take your clothes off." Nice work at life, bro.

Holy shit, SImply Red covered Night Nurse? I'm not sure I can listen to that.