"A mixture of two species never meant to breed…
…it's a film with no world to call its own."

"I'd rather be depressed after blowing millions of dollars than the regular shitty life depressed."

I always liked how the video depicted cali gangsters playing ball in the same clothes they would later go to a house party or club in. No one's wearing any hoop gear, just long shirts, khaki's and Chuck Taylor's. Also, if you look in the background, there's a '64 on the court. Apparently you could use old-school…

"He gon' cry in the car."

Lumidee…
I thought the "Never Leave You" track deserved a look just for being the biggest waste of the near-instant-hit "diwali riddim" imaginable. A year after Sean Paul used it for "Get Busy," someone decided "what if we get a chick who REALLY can't sing to semi-melodically whine generic love lyrics over this catchy…

Oh he doesn't stop at the ball and backboards. He beat up the GAME ITSELF. Layups, jumpshots, screen plays and backdoor cuts… they all got the shit kicked out of them. I don't even want to get into the brutality he visited upon the halftime when it tried to run away…

I haven't seen the Ran blu-ray, but reading about how poor it is frustrates the hell out of me. The visuals of that film are beyond worthy of a proper "high definition" treatment.

The myth is annoying, but wouldn't be too bad by itself when used in fiction. The problem for me is that it's almost ALWAYS used as some excuse for developing psychic / super powers. Can we find no other use for the imaginary unused 95%?

If he's gonna investigate zombie crime, he won't just be able to rely on his vampiric powers. He'll have to use his… intelligence.

Yeah, if you're going to be a gimmick poster, you have to limit your self to like two or three posts a week so as not to overdo…
…eeeeeeeeeeit.

The World War Z flick, if done properly, should be the zombie movie to end all zombie movies…

While I'm not on board the hate-wagon, I do appreciate the fact that his name DOES kind of sound like some debilitating disease you'd catch from a rhino's corpse while on safari in the Congo.

Wouldn't a literate tit be profoundly creepy. You'd be all going to caress and it'll be all, "You do realize that the kanji tattooed on your chest roughly translates to 'permanently flaccid,' right?"

Who the hell watches a movie and analyzes who is out-acting whom? I like the Patton Oswalt quote from above. Also… NERRRRRRRRDS!

No, no, you idiot, he said who WOULD make "a bunch of racist remarks" in an angry rant at their lover. The obvious point being that of course there AREN'T a bunch of racist remarks in the rant because the focus was on misogyny and threats of physical violence.

One word. Werebear!

Well, in the first joint they establish that the house isn't haunted, the girl is. So moving wouldn't help. But you are right in that the dude shouldn't have just kept videotaping it as it's also blatantly stated that the recording is probably what's encouraging and empowering the demon that's "haunting" the girl…

Jonah Hex, for the reasons mentioned above, were it not for my ability to catch a bullet with my teeth like Bruce Leroy. So my actual answer is that I snatch the gun, pistol whip the would-be assailant, then go to his house and beat up his old man for kicks…

Another vote for this one edging out June 17, 1994. Damn, when this series is at its best it is impossible to turn away from.

And there's no way Wayne or West could could "match wits" with Eminem unless he was completely off his game. Wayne's decent but he's never bothered to re-write anything and even most of his punches are just filler. And Kanye… ha… maybe if he paid Eminem to pen his response…