He thinks stuff. Therefore a socialist.
It's what they do.

He thinks stuff. Therefore a socialist.
It's what they do.

I, for one, would like more Rop Cock.
But hey, that's just me.

Fuck you, Coach! And not even for that comment. In general.

Fuck you, Coach! And not even for that comment. In general.

I can't believe I clicked on all those links.
You guys suck.

I can't believe I clicked on all those links.
You guys suck.

I prefer the puffy older brother, star of The Bazura Project.

I prefer the puffy older brother, star of The Bazura Project.

They worked with raging asshole Sheen for 8 years; surely they can do a couple with raging asshole Harmon.

They worked with raging asshole Sheen for 8 years; surely they can do a couple with raging asshole Harmon.

Shut up, Halberstram. You dickhead.
And by the way I know a guy who has a slightly better haircut than you do.

Shut up, Halberstram. You dickhead.
And by the way I know a guy who has a slightly better haircut than you do.

Totally. And here I thought it was a comment on Jeff's abrasive personality.

Totally. And here I thought it was a comment on Jeff's abrasive personality.

Maybe we should ban all guns except those made in the 18th century, then we'd be doing what the framers wanted.
Hell, I think I've just found the first platform for my 2016 run.

Maybe we should ban all guns except those made in the 18th century, then we'd be doing what the framers wanted.
Hell, I think I've just found the first platform for my 2016 run.

Well, do you want the King of England coming in here and shoving you around? Huh, do ya?

Well, do you want the King of England coming in here and shoving you around? Huh, do ya?

And, implicitly, every other show on TV by getting better ratings than their shows do.