And, implicitly, every other show on TV by getting better ratings than their shows do.

I don't know, I'm fairly partial to Leonard Freeman.

I don't know, I'm fairly partial to Leonard Freeman.

I can't wait for his remake of 40 Days and 40 Nights, wherein Seth Rogen goes that long without smoking pot. Hijinks ensue.

I can't wait for his remake of 40 Days and 40 Nights, wherein Seth Rogen goes that long without smoking pot. Hijinks ensue.

Just think, one of these kids will be President one day.

Just think, one of these kids will be President one day.

Remember his bitch-fest about the Gervais Globes? Total turn-off.

Remember his bitch-fest about the Gervais Globes? Total turn-off.

This is 40 turned into The Hills Have Eyes so gradually I didn't even notice.

This is 40 turned into The Hills Have Eyes so gradually I didn't even notice.

I was going to write that exact thing.

I was going to write that exact thing.

I don't think you're telling the truth, but then again I'm CYNICAL.

Thanks for the vote, citizen.

Thanks for the vote, citizen.

I like to think that was a documentary, and the reason Michael Pitt is such a douchebag.

I like to think that was a documentary, and the reason Michael Pitt is such a douchebag.

Ha, I'm a relatively spry 69.

Ha, I'm a relatively spry 69.