The LA Roommate
Larry actually repeatedly asked "What roommate?" And he seemed rather perturbed by the state and possible occupants of his car.

Can I ask…
Where are the spiders?

Needless to say, this sort of thing never happens to us Republicans.

If he did use Twitter to send a photo like that, then he is a dumbass.

A Great Season
Of a Gingrich of a show!

I Like The Indian Boy
But i can't help but wonder if he took the job of a more qualified American actor.

This film
is a Gingrich of an idea!

B.B. Gingrich is a great title, citizen.

OK
I KNEW I hated Tom Shadyac; my God, what a hack.

You're not even a citizen, you canadian putz.

Title's can be decieving, citizen. I called my book "Winning the Future," but we all know the future is never truly here.

Mr. StatGuy, drugs are a cancer on our Great Nation. You're lucky I am not yet President, as I'd have you thrown in prison for flagrant law-breaking.

She is a woman to wed, that is true.

I have a great interest in space, thus I knew instantly that there was no time to build a rocket.

"Modern Family" was written by the same people as "Just Shoot Me," which, as everybody knows, is my absolute favorite show.

I think everybody knows that there is no such thing as a bad religion.

This show deserves five "Gingrichs," six for family values, minus one for the loving, stable portrait of the gay men.

I Have A Feeling
That if I were to run in the "American Idol," my big ideas would guarantee that I am victorious.

Werner Herzog
Is so much more eloquent.

Lobsters is a *challenged* audience.